Evolv With Guy Mezger

Evolv With Guy Mezger

Evolv with UFC CHAMPION GUY MEZGER!!!

Yeah, that’s right.  You like that, huh?

You want to see his testimonial?  http://evolvhealth.com It’s the 8th video, just scroll right.

You want a piece?  http://startevolving.info

If that link doesn’t work: http://underdog.myevolv.biz

Guy freaking Mezger…  Yeah, baby.


Discussion (21)¬

  1. kuniakiraka says:

    I see trucker’s got a new cap.

    Can I be Mika’s “Pawn”?….great location… LOL

  2. SAWhowhatnow says:

    Guy Mezger hasn’t fought a match in over 6 years. Besides which, an endorsement from a semi-retarded fighter doesn’t exactly dispel the science that says that evolve is bullshit.

    Also, that is some lazy-ass copy pasting you hack.

  3. hapajap says:

    Yeah, I suppose the published reports from M.D.Anderson available at http://archaeaactive.com wouldn’t do much to dispel your obsessive desire to hate anything I’m in favor of, either.

  4. SAWhowhatnow says:

    I’m just trying to stop you from throwing your savings away on a stupid pyramid scheme.

  5. SAWhowhatnow says:

    AGAIN, I might add.

  6. hapajap says:

    Whatever man. Enjoy your life.

  7. carp tarp says:

    I thought this Evolv water stuff was a scam but an illustration of a UFC guy I never heard up beat up an illustration of a fat guy that represents the opinion that Evolv may not be on the up and up in a cartoon drawn by someone invested in Evolv . Hapajap you convinced me I will now buy your crazy miracle water. We all know celebrities especially athletes only endorse products they believe and never do it just for financial compensation.

  8. hapajap says:

    So you won’t take the word of the scientists who created it. You won’t take the word of the billionaire who bought the rights to sell it. You won’t take the word of the cancer research center that tested it. You won’t take the word of the people who are actually using it…

    Curious about your standard of ‘proof’… where exactly do you draw the line? Self-discovery?

    It’s one thing to be a skeptic. It’s another to be a complete stone-headed, stiff-necked cynic.

  9. carp tarp says:

    I have to believe any “real fans” and not us “Mot Rekcurt fans” have got to be disappointed that yet again you shill your latest Get Rich Quick Scheme rather then make an actual comic. After the Dublii incident, I thought you would of taken George W. Bush’s quote to heart. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” Keep shining on you crazy diamond. By the way have you thought about helping out Nigerian Royalty with their bank transactions or selling Amway after this scheme doesn’t pan out ?

  10. kuniakiraka says:

    carp tarp: What you fail to grasp is that “Evolv” is Hapajap’s latest comic premise. I for one, think that it is comedic gold. Can’t wait for the next installment. I hope Trey White takes out another of this forum’s regulars next. I’ll volunteer. LOL

  11. carp tarp says:

    So in the old comic books when they did those ads where Captain America stopped Red Skull from stealing Hostess Fruit Pies they were indeed not an ad because it was done in comic form.
    I hear Mark Smiley use to draw those ads until he got fired for making one where The Flash called Gorilla Grodd a faggot for stealing a box of Hostess Sno-Balls.

  12. kuniakiraka says:

    No. Those were ads, as much as this strip is an ad.
    My post was a joke that I guess you didn’t get. That’s all.

  13. carp tarp says:

    Obviously I was dead serious when I said Hapajap’s alter ego got fired for writing an ad for Hostess where The Flash called Gorilla Grodd a faggot. Clearly I should of used The Pied Piper instead of Gorilla Grodd because he is actually gay.
    I think I’ll go back and troll Rob Liefeld’s insane copy and paste political cartoon instead.

  14. hapajap says:

    Rob Liefeld has a political cartoon? Where? Link!!! Link!!!

  15. tokker says:

    I’m guessing the Liefield cartoon is another joke.

  16. hapajap says:

    If you have to guess that it’s a joke… it’s not really a joke, is it?

  17. SAWhowhatnow says:

    It’s called stupidity, I am an expert on being stupid.

  18. tokker says:

    Happa, you clearly haven’t heard many of my jokes.

  19. DW 5000 says:

    I really, really miss Electronic Tigers. Really.

  20. hapajap says:

    Hey DW,

    I’ll try to get the archives up some time, but I’ve got a new strip brewin’, I think you’ll get a kick out of it too. And there might be some ET guest appearances coming up soon, too. :)

  21. kuniakiraka says:

    Wasn’t that link to Jesus beating up the Olympian pantheon Rob Liefeld’s political cartoon?

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