“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowns, then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Gordon Brown in here, would you?”

Gordon Brown walks into the room and says, “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles and says, “Answer me this please, Gordon ~ Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister . . . Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Gordon Brown answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question ~ ~ ~ “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Scott Brown’s shoes in the next stall.

Biden asks Brown, “Scott, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Scott Brown answers back, “That’s easy ~ It’s me!”

Biden smiles, and says, “Thanks!”

Then, he goes back to speak with Obama. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Scott Brown!”

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, “No!, you idiot! . . . It’s GORDON Brown!”

Dr. Newman, currently Chief Science Officer (CSO) at a major New England nutraceutical company, will advise on future testing procedures and review and analyze test results from outside independent labs selected by Health2o.

Dr. Newman’s career has been dedicated to the development of novel therapeutic strategies to improve the quality of life for patients with inflammatory and malignant diseases. His research efforts are nationally-recognized, and have been accomplished through several scientific disciplines, including pharmacology, analytical chemistry, drug development and clinical pharmacology. His work has resulted in more than 300 peer-reviewed publications.

Dr. Newman recently retired from M.D. Anderson, following a 24-year career there and over 30 years in academic medicine. At M.D. Anderson, he served as the Founder and Co-Director of the Pharmaceutical Development Center. Dr. Newman obtained his M.S. and Ph.D degrees in Pharmacology and Toxicology from the University of Connecticut. He was a member of the University of Vermont Medical School for seven years and was later recruited to be head of the Section of Pharmacology at M.D. Anderson where was promoted to Professor in 1991 with tenure.

“We are very pleased that Dr. Newman has signed a consulting agreement with us to serve as a Senior Advisor. He will be assisting our company in developing a road map for the continuing research and analysis of our Archaea Active™ formula,” said Kevin D. Kuykendall, chairman and CEO of Health2o Products, LLC.

Gio Tomasini, original Evolver, GREAT story.

Dr. Jay Collins, one of the inventors of Evolv’s proprietary formula.

Guy Mezger, former UFC champion.

Cindy Beach, regular gal.

Mika is making her way around the media, and makes a stop at Faux News’ Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld, Bill Shultz, Andrew Breitbart, Andrew Levy and of course, Ann Coulter. What ever shall they discuss?

I’m having a devil of a time naming this new strip, loosely based on my time working in the video game field.  I’ll have lots of ‘this really happened’ stories that some industry people might be embarrassed to see live on the internets, but… eh, who cares?  lol!

All suggestions will be read, but not all will be taken seriously!  Seriously.  :P

Evolv with UFC CHAMPION GUY MEZGER!!!

Yeah, that’s right.  You like that, huh?

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Guy freaking Mezger…  Yeah, baby.

The title is not a gaff.  I will be bringing Mika in shortly to this brief storyline.  If you can call it that.

I’m going to try to get some info to you folks in the form of a hopefully funny comic series, yes, all focused around EVOLV.  Shameless pitchman, am I!  But it’s a fantastic product and opportunity with stellar research and amazingly successful business minds behind it.

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